In the preview for the not so critically acclaimed upcoming season of Jersey Shore, star Snooki, commented “I don’t go tanning-tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax
on tanning…He did that because of us.”
This comment probably would have lived and died in the minds of millennials for a matter of nanoseconds had John McCain (or some hipper member of his comms team) not seized the opportunity... (456-ish days late and a pair of tanning bed goggles short.)