Here we go again...
- Too Tan People: Why do people who live in cities like DC insist on tanning in the winter? There was this girl at the gym tonight and I'm just like - Dear God, why? No one believes you're *actually* tan sister, and it just isn't right. Plus you're making the rest of us look like shit. This girl is stretching with her ass in the air, and I'm over in the corner with spoons stuck to my legs like that pale dude from the movie Powder.
- Fugly Formal Wear: What's up with all those awful formal dress shops at the mall? I swear every mall has one and I never EVER see anyone in there. Not to mention the fact that you couldn't pay me money to wear what I will loosley describe as "those dresses". I'm thinking front for the mob?
- CSI's Do It In the Dark: On CSI: Las Vegas the team works the night shift, but I still swear that their scenes are far too dark. Examing evidence, hit the lights! Looking around a crime scene (even in the day time?), pass the flashlight! I mean, of course some of their work needs to be done in the dark with special lights (if I were dorkier I'd know exactly what these tests are) - but at this rate the cast only has a few season left because they're all about to go blind. (Or at least that's what my Grandma always said.)
- J.Crew Cruise Collection: Hear me now, one day I will make enough money to not only purchase excessive amounts of clothing from the Cruise Collection, but to then actually wear them on some sort of end of winter tropical vacation.