Behold, The Crapper - where I dump all the random post-lets that couldn't stand on their own.
"I'm Never Drinking Again" - My bestfriend totally called BS on me this morning when I uttered that famous phrase, "I'm never drinking again." She then challenged me to guestimate how many times she herself had heard those words pass my lips, days - sometimes hours - before returning to the bottle. I figure: 10 years of friendship --->52 weekends ----> 1 awful hang over a month for the last five "grown up years" and 5 a month during the first five collegiate years ----> Um, I can't do the math with my hangover - let's be real. But it's a lot, and if there isn't a comma in the final number then just tack on more until you get there.
Voicemail FAIL - Ok, I am totally fucking sick of the voicemail prompt at the end of people's personal greetings. "When you are finished recording you may press 1 for more options. To leave a call back number, press 5." Yeah, thanks, collectively as a society we have the whole press 1 for more options thing down. And what the hell is a call back number anyway? Do you know ANYONE that has ever used that feature? The number is on your god damn call log. I want this whole situation remedied as you can tell from my use of multpile profanities. Can you hear me now?
Cold Case - I love this show, but the opening music scares the ever loving crap out of me. It's essentially just this person wailing in an absurdly scary, my murder case hasn't been solved for over 20 years kind of way. It seriously makes my skin crawl and I always attempt to mute before too much damage is done. Check it out, but don't say I didn't warn you.