You can imagine my surprise Tuesday morning when I received an email from Clear Pass (aka my golden ticket of travel that allows me to bypass long security lines at undesirable airports) informing me that effective that morning, Clear Pass lines around the country would cease to exist. Cause stated had something to do with lack of funding from a senior creditor.
Are you FUCKING kidding me? First of all, lack of funding? This isn't some SV start up by a bunch of college kids! Clear Pass had been collecting 10 cards and ocular scans from hundreds of thousands of people at $135 a pop. This has to have been the biggest scam since Cash 4 Gold. I'm so so pissed. Make that doubly pissed because I have to fly out of the hell hole that is Dulles Airport on Friday.