Was saying to my brother literally 20 minutes ago that all Apple needed to do to secure pre-orders of the iPhone 4 tonight is to promise it will reliably connect and maintain actual phone calls. Too bad I didn't invite Facebook or my hilarity would be on Mashable right now...
In the preview for the not so critically acclaimed upcoming season of Jersey Shore, star Snooki, commented “I don’t go tanning-tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax
on tanning…He did that because of us.”
This comment probably would have lived and died in the minds of millennials for a matter of nanoseconds had John McCain (or some hipper member of his comms team) not seized the opportunity... (456-ish days late and a pair of tanning bed goggles short.)