Wait no longer for the post where I dump all the crap I can't blow out into it's own entry. This Crapper will focus on marginally ridiculous signage I've seen recently.
Eff You Too US Airways - So, in case you haven't flown US Airways recently you should know that they now charge you $2 for ANY drink you purchase on board. The only thing I find more ridiculous than the charge, is how the company has positioned it. "Enjoy a beverage on board from $2." Thanks a lot, but I'm pretty sure I was enjoying them for FREE before. Am I supposed to feel good about this "amenity"? (Note I saw this sign at airport check in, right before I was hit up for another $15 to check my bag on an international flight. Classic. I crap on you US Airways!)
25% Organic! - While waiting in line last night at Chipotle I was reading a sign they had posted noting that this ingredient and that ingredient were organically farmed or raised. Then I got to this head scratcher, "25% of our black and pinto beans are organically grown." Since as far as I know you can't specifically choose to order from that 25% lot, I'm assuming that 1 in 4 of the beans I eat are organic and the others... aren't? Uhhh, am I in danger or something?
Obama Support Abroad - In Bermuda last week I saw several cars with Obama stickers on them. From what I could tell most of the supporters were native Bermudians whose voices would not be heard in November's election. In America, we call those people citizens of the District of Columbia.
EDIT 10/16: The Obama reference is not meant to be condscending towards those abroad who follow US elections, or support a candidate. Please read my comment below!