Thanks to my old friend Where's My Jetpack for calling my attention to this ridiculous ad for Sheraton Hotels.
Look, I'm a good sport. I love competition and rivalries. But I freaking hate OSU and all their stupid ass fans (except for my Grampsie!) I grew up in a house with two dogs named Bo and Woody. My mom went to Michigan and Grampsie went to OSU. I understand that we're all Big 10 and supposed to ultimately get behind one another. But I just can't.
If I was staying at a fine Starwood property and some brazen OSU fan dropped their bag I'd probably kick it and then shoulder check them on the way by (while wearing a hot outfit, Gucci heels and smiling unassumingly.) I'm just telling the God's honest truth - and it's not because they've been kicking our butts the past few years, I mean, Michigan is still the winningest team in college football history. It's because their fans are the biggest D-BAGS around. I speak the truth.