There has been only one other time in recent memory that I have reproduced an entire blog post from another person's blog here on Catch Up Lady. Today is the second. The M Zone College Football Forum has a post up right now that summarizes all my feelings about the upcoming Michigan season opener against
Mount Holyoke Appalachian State:
The official Appalachian State website has a poll up regarding their game this weekend against Michigan. The "Coca-Cola Fan Poll" asks the following:
Which area will be most critical for the Mountaineers in the Sept. 1 football opener at Michigan?
A) ASU offense vs. U-M defense
B) ASU defense vs. U-M offense
C) Special Teams
"Most critical," as in what it will take for Appy State to win? Now, while I admire their moxie, let's me honest, folks,: none of those answers should make a difference. But, this being the MZone, we've come up with some other poll answers which they forgot to include that could actually turn the tide in ASU's favor...
D) Entire U-M team oversleeps
E) ASU has nude photos of Lloyd Carr and a group of young Asian boys
F) Instead of practicing this week, U-M forced to watch ASU Hot! Hot! Hot! video 24/7
G) The game is played in an alternate universe where U-M is a 1-AA team and ASU is winningest major college program of all time
H) Jim Herrrrmannnn returns to coach U-M defense
I) ASU comes out wearing OSU replica uniforms
J) Michigan fans forget to shake their keys thus negating the jet-like noise of the Michigan Stadium home field advantage.
K) King Leonidas comes back from the dead to QB the Mountaineers
Bravo. Really, I could not have done that better myself. Go Blue! May God (and Bo) watch over us this season.
PS - If anyone wants to give me some OSU tickets that would be great. My boyfriend is operating under the delusion that we can somehow secure tickets to this game without selling our kidneys on the black market.
PPS - As if Appy needed another blow to their confidence, the bumbling Miss Teen South Carolina proudly announced on the Today Show that she will become a Mountaineer this fall.
9/4 EDIT: Oh the HUMANITY!!!! Jesus fucking Christ!!!! Oh my god. Somebody put me out of my misery.