Jack Bauer is pissing me off, AKA The State of My Shows Address

Ok, some of my favorite shows have been really PISSING me off these days.  (Though clearly I will continue to watch all of them religiously)

24 - Come ON, how many presidential coups can this freaking government take?  They're starting to come with the regularity of an old man on metamucil.  Additionally, Vice President Daniels could NOT be more intolerable.  Just when I thought Logan was the most obnoxious executive ever on the show, they dig up THIS power crazed, nuke loving wack job.  And, don't get me STARTED on the "mole inside CTU" subplot.  I mean, seriously, who DOES the background checks on these people?  I find it hard to believe that the country's elite counter-terrorism bureau is plagued by moles every 12 - 15 months.  I knew Nadia was innocent because there was NO way there could be another mole on that show. 

LOST - I'll say it here, but it's been said before, enough with the freaking SECRETS and MYSTERY.  Why don't you try answering some of these conundrums?  By the end of the third season I've reached the end of my rope on this one.  It seems that instead of resolving issues on the show, they seem hell bent on creating new ones.  For example, this week the episode will apparently revolve around the "new guy" Paolo (the hot dude from Love Actually) - and honestly, I hope they KILL him.  I have zero interest in learning more.  I'm convinced I'll be like 45 by the time this show is over and I have all my questions answered. 

Grey's Anatomy - Ok, still love this show (obvi), but the thinly veiled metaphors and tenuous connections between patients illnesses and the staff's mental and emotional state are somewhat embarrassing.  Also, a planned spin-off with Addison Shepard? Leave well enough alone people!!  Damn. 

How I Met Your Mother - My only complaint is that it's on the Endangered Show list.  ?!?!?!?! How is this possible?  This is the best show EVER. 

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[Jetpacks]

I want Milo dead. We got hooked last year and have been renting older seasons - backwards. We are now on our last season - number 1 - and Milo is in it as some double earringed granola eating freelancer. Where did he go for five years and why did they bring him back? I want Jack to cut off his little pencil moustache before he slowly kills him.

And PLEASE let Audrey's death be real. Last thing we need is to find out she's alive in a Chinese prison.

[Catch Up Lady]

In those 5 years Milo apparently married and divorced Chloe, though we had no knowledge of that until this season. (natch).

You KNOW Audrey is not really dead, that would be way too easy. Audrey will rise again (because her other show got cancelled...)

[Cheerio]

Jack Bauer for president.