Classmates.com guy files for divorce
Well well well, what do we have here? Imagine my surprise this morning when my eyes met this Classmates.com pop up.
Now, we all remember the guy at right. He's the cool jock, (we'll call him Chip), famous for "marrying" the dorky looking chick with a bowl hair cut and coke bottle glasses (Marge, at right). The subheading between to the two of them used to read, "SHE married HIM? And they have 7 kids?" Well, those 7 kids are probably crying to their therapist right now, because it looks like Chip has moved on to greener pastures, with some hot Farrah Fawcett wannabe (Cindy).
Now Marge is alright on her own, I'm sure she's a career woman, and while she's regretting putting Chip through some tier 3 law school only to have him loaf around the house all day - she knows that in a matter of years Chip and Cindy will be living in some trailer and she will have the last laugh. Who knows, maybe she'll reconnect with Lloyd Dobbler or something...
This is just tragic. I really thought Chip and Marge were in it for the long haul, that Cindy was such a tramp - he's probably been fooling around with her all along.
Posted by: Baltimore Pete | March 23, 2007 at 02:00 PM
You know that Cindy has been a slut since high school. ;)
Posted by: Catch Up Lady | March 23, 2007 at 03:11 PM
Looka at this pic: http://www.jxflagg.com/images/shemarried.jpg
Posted by: Alexei | March 23, 2007 at 04:37 PM
Wrong, CUL - Cindy was a slut in Middle School.
And Marge just had a mini-facelift and some other minor augmentations. Her son's friends call her Supermilf.
Posted by: Jetpacks | March 25, 2007 at 11:21 AM
Acutally he married her because dad is rich.
Posted by: Real Conservative | March 26, 2007 at 12:12 AM