"All aboard to nowhere!" BumWine.com breaks it down

I noticed a food/drink theme developing in my posts over the last few days, so in keeping with that I would like to draw all of your attention to www.bumwine.com, which is a site I discovered a few years ago.  BumWine delves into the reputation and lore behind five of the world's greatest bum wines and comments on them based on extensive "tests" and side by side comparisons. 

 Cisco: Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila.  Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. 

Night Train: All aboard to nowhere - woo wooo!  The night train runs only one route: sober to stupid with no roundtrip tickets available, and a strong liklihood of a train wreck along the way.

MD 20/20:  Avaliable in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum, but only the full "Red Grape Wine" flavor packs the 18% whallop.

Thunderbird: If your taste buds are shot, and you need to get trashed with a quickness, then "T-bird" is the drink for you.  Or, if you like to smell your hand after pumping gas, look no further than Thunderbird...Avaliable in 750 mL and a devastating 50 oz jug.

Wild Irish Rose: Like its brother Cisco, "Wild I" definitely has some secret additives that go straight to the cranium.  Another web page claims that this foul beverage is a conspiracy by the republicans to kill the homeless.

Oh, and there are also pictures.  As  if you still need a reason to check out this site...