Get your Cocaine here kiddies...
Hey kids, drink Cocaine!! Um, what? That's right, the latest energy drink to hit the market is called Cocaine, which is 350% stronger than Red Bull, the current street standard.
Cocaine gives consumers boundless energy with "no crash", and gives marketers an endless arsenal of double entendres and metaphors. For example, at the Cocaine website you can purchase Cocaine at local "Dealers", or order online. An FAQ section answers such questions as, "Where can I buy Cocaine?".
Right now, the drink is in limited release as Las Vegas based Redux Beverages hands the drink out in night clubs, mails samples to opinion leaders like the New York Post and tries to milk the hell out of word-of-mouth buzz.
Cocaine does not support drug use (natch!!!) and donates to charities like MADD and DARE. Cocaine is also on MySpace, natch again!!! And, to round out my natch trifecta, some California activists are calling for a Cocaine boycott.
Stop the madness at HateCocaine.com! Together we will get this stupid drink off the market!
Posted by: Jen | October 08, 2006 at 01:05 AM